Me: I’m making dinner. Will you eat spinach if I put it in the main dish?
Him: NO! I hate spinach!
Me: Are you sure? Its fresh from the garden — just picked, and it’ll be cooked (he cant eat uncooked veg)
Him: Doesn’t matter! Spinach is disguisting!
…15 minutes elapse…
Him: (pointing to the main dish) What’s that?
Me: Spinach.
Him: How come its only on one side?
Me: Because you said it was disguisting, and you didn’t want any.
Him: But there’s sauce on it. You never said it had sauce!
Me: (huff like a shiba)
“Huff like a shiba” is my favorite new expression, as in “I’m gonna huff like a shiba if he does that again.” Lovely, wonderful. Thank you.