Heard this evening in the kitchen…

Me:  I’m making dinner.  Will you eat spinach if I put it in the main dish?

Him: NO! I hate spinach!

Me: Are you sure? Its fresh from the garden — just picked, and it’ll be cooked (he cant eat uncooked veg)

Him: Doesn’t matter!  Spinach is disguisting!

…15 minutes elapse…

Him: (pointing to the main dish) What’s that?

Me: Spinach.

Him: How come its only on one side?

Me: Because you said it was disguisting, and you didn’t want any.

Him: But there’s sauce on it.  You never said it had sauce!

Me: (huff like a shiba)

1 comment to Heard this evening in the kitchen…

  • “Huff like a shiba” is my favorite new expression, as in “I’m gonna huff like a shiba if he does that again.” Lovely, wonderful. Thank you.

Leave a Reply

 

 

 

You can use these HTML tags

<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>